Iainism
From Tractatus
See Smirk
[edit] Glossary of Terms
- "something mean"
- "Hello, want to be friends?"
- [shrug]
- Maybe if we ignore it, it will go away.
- um
- I am trying to think of something mean to say.
- uh
- I have thought of something mean to say, but it is really mean.
- [turns red]
- I know something mean to say, but you are really cute.
- hmm
- Clearly, you are already in pain, and I should say something comforting.
- heh
- Doesn't life suck?
- hehe
- Doesn't life suck for them?
- hehe ok
- I am embarassed to say so, but what you suggested sounds like fun.
- ha
- Groan.
- haha
- Wow, you think that is funny?
- mmm
- Sounds like life sucks for you. On the bright side, I am about to give you some really bad advice to show you things could be worse.
- ah
- I am judging you right now.
- comma-space-but
- Your sophomoric argument was confusing enough that it required 5 seconds to find a counter example.
- Oh, yeah.
- Either I am about to say something profound, or you just did.
- You are right
- I am no longer interested in your opinion.
- A friend of mine...
- One day I hope to have experienced something myself, but until then, here is someone else's opinion.
- Bastard!
- I am not really saying anything about your mother. No, it is really about you.
- Jerk!
- I enjoy your company.
- "something nice"
- "Beautiful, let's go get lost in a corner."
- I would save you from a Bus.
- Please be careful when crossing the road, I am more likely to miss you than that Bus.
- Elizabeth told me...
- While normally, I might value your opinion, in this case, I don't.
- Natarajan says...
- The upcoming comment is about food.
- Glenn would say...
- The upcoming comment is all about the ladies...
- deserving
- synonym for demanding, but with a positive connotation.
- Advanced Play
- From gaming: What you suggest is either a good idea, or you don't know what a good idea is.