Food:Martini/Third Martini
From Tractatus
Please keep in mind that the Third Martini is the bad Martini. If the second Martini causes you to forget the first Martini and think that the third Martini is the second Martini then don't drink it.
Before you can master the Martini, grasshopper, you must learn the above lesson. Otherwise, it is highly likely that your experience, and that of anyone you share your Martini with, will likely be either too memorable, or not memorable at all.
--Iain 01:09, 9 Jun 2005 (EDT)